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Tom Brady, in the midst of his involuntary month long NFL sabbatical, is notorious for being a busy bee, so he has filled his idle moments by writing a journal. Whatever happened to Jerry Glanville?
1:33: Garoppolo actually throws a nice ball, for a backup.
1:52: I want to get back out there, but this Red Zone Channel is the bomb.
2:15: Got to leave in five minutes to meet Rob Ninkovich for our newly traditional Dave Busters weekend outing. Too many tickets, too little time.
2:16: Ninkovich gets suspended four games for a banned substance and I get docked four games for uh, what was I suspended for again?
2:47: Ninkovich is a beast in Pac Man, Fishbowl Frenzy, Candy Crush Saga and Star Wars Battle Pod, but he can’t touch me in Dance Dance Revolution.
3:01: Gronk’s got my back he’s been sticking pins in a Garoppolo voodoo doll; just got a text that the kid sprained his shoulder.
4:34: Damn, Whole Foods is out of grass fed organic duck.
4:42: When I go to CVS to pick up green tea for Gisele, I love the look the clerk gives me if I’m wearing one of my “FREE BRADY” T shirts.
4:50: Called Ben Affleck to give him the business again about “Gigli” and “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.”
5:19: I don’t care if I’m free every weekday morning this month, I’m not driving the kids to school any more.
5:24: They say “don’t get high on your own supply,
” but I love eating TB12 vegan snacks.
5:30: If your brother in law were Kevin Youkilis, you’d let his calls go to voice mail, too.
5:43: Might go Mohawk when I visit my hair stylist tomorrow.
6:02: Overheard Gisele on the phone with Lloyd Carr planning my surprise 40th birthday party for next summer.
6:27: Unofficially, I really don’t have a horse in this race, but if Donald Trump wins, I’ll be rocking my blue tux to the inaugural ball in January.
7:25: Memo to Tim Tebow: I was drafted by the Montreal Expos in 1995, so next time you hold an open workout, call me so you’re not completely wasting MLB teams’ time.
7:31: Just thumbed through Gisele’s coffee table book a bunch of photos, for $700. That’s right, seven bills. You go, girl!
7:32: If you want the recipe for sweet potato gnocchi with escarole, you’ve got to buy my book only $200. Plus, unlike Gisele’s picture book, there’s text.