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We exchanged pleasantries and entered the playroom only to findmy lad and her little girl were giggling and chasing each other around the crafts table.
The pale spring sun glinting through the double glazing as it caressed their adorable, chuckling faces was as pure and perfect a vignette of innocence as one could ever wish to behold.
Yet, for some ungodly reason, the mother saw fit to proffer a matey nudge eyebrow cocked, head conspiratorially bowed and callously blurt:Ah, young love eh?Reader, I nearly dropped my nappy bag.
Was this stranger, this deviant, implying that my darling blue eyed spawn had less than honourable intentions toward her wretched daughter?
Was she suggesting nay, positively encouraging these tykes, all baby teeth and snot noses, to shack up?
I couldnt have been more stunned if shed dropped to the playmat and mimed a blowjob.
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Oh, sure, you might say, it was an innocent ice breaker dude.
Youre reading too much into it. If anything, youre the one sexualising kids.
Well, dear reader, I put it to you that unless we draw a line under this noxious trend of turning nursery into some manner of meat market, an episode of Take Me Out, or Walkabout on a Friday night, then where will it end?
Underage wet t shirt competitions?
Not on my watch(Picture: Getty)
Left unchallenged, Im positive this so called mother, this lascivious Ugg booted Jezebel, would have my boy huffing on a Paw Patrol branded crack pipe within the week.